One day she was supposed to get her grandmother, but no one knew where she was. So she went to the family driver (must be a nice life, huh?) and asked him where grandmother was. The driver wouldn't say, but ed the grandmother to say that my friend was looking for her. Afterwards, the driver was like, "well, okay, your grandmother said I could take you to her." So they went to this super fancy spa, and my friend went in to find. At the front desk they were waiting, and they took her into a secret backroom, and there was lounging totally naked in a spa, and there were dudes waiting on her in little bikinis and she was sipping cocktails! She made my friend out with her in the spa, and said that she had been coming here every Wednesday for 15 years. My friend thought this was hilarious, but she was also sort of horrified